June 23, 2013
Here at Erotique, we’re sold thousands of vibrators. We are picky about which vibes we’ll carry. We also have a liberal return policy.
Here’s some examples of conversations we have with the nice folks who drop by for a good one.
What’s your best-seller?
We sell all kinds of vibrators, for all kinds of different uses. [...]
June 22, 2013
The bachelorette party is a under appreciated rite of passage for the bride’s social network. It’s an excellent opportunity for the social group, the good friends. and the family to give permission for their loved ones to have fuller intimacy her new relationship. Another words: Go have great sex.
Behind all the mountains of penises, [...]
November 18, 2012
Hey, we just had our Five year anniversary. In celebration we’re giving out spank me stickers. They are designed to fit on the bottom on ketchup bottles. Drop by and get one: It’s free! And fun. and maybe someone’s gonna get spanked!
June 21, 2012
They’re soft, flexible, rechargeable, and a delicious deep vibration. They’re also silicon body-safe, and waterproof.
January 28, 2012
Valentines Day at Erotique!
Ready For Valentines Day?
We are! We’re all stocked up and ready to help you get just what you need for your Valentine!
Erotique is the Valentines Day Headquarters for everything fun, fresh and healthy!
Here’s some of our Valentine’s Day Lingerie
We have a Valentines Value Pack, 1 bullet, 1 lube, 1 warming candle and [...]
May 16, 2011
April 13, 2011
This is a product my brother Robert and I invented, with the help of Quinn Jillson. We have ten thousand of them in my garage.
December 6, 2010
August 6, 2010
They are interesting. We got ‘em for $12.95 Gotta love those Japanese inventors.
July 8, 2010
Hey, if ya got some old VHS X rated movies, we’re in the market to purchase them. Call me Billy 586-7825